KACKALACKA

Howdy my readers!

kackalacka — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:32:33 +0000

Sorry – I lost my blog in the cyberspace for a few days….I have had to tweak the domain so the blog would reappear. I am the process of learning a new platform and designing it…

unbeweavable

kackalacka — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 14:41:13 +0000

(props to my friend Tonya)

Woman OK After Bullet Ends Up in Her Hair Weave

By The Associated Press

Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a convenience store parking lot late Wednesday when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.

She replied, “Well I dont love him,” then heard gunshots. She said she looked behind the vehicle and saw her ex-boyfriend firing a handgun at her. She stomped her accelerator and fled, then turned into another parking lot and called police.

She told officers she recently had ended an eight-month relationship with the suspect.

Police arrested the ex-boyfriend and his friend in a car.

when little people go bad

kackalacka — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:55:21 +0000

I am not sure if this explains my adoration for the show COPS or my phobia for little people….

and ROUND 2….

Pictures of Octuplets’ Mom

kackalacka — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:15:07 +0000

octuplets' mom

another mom of octuplets

Note to self: try not to get wasted at your friend’s baby shower…

kackalacka — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:35:25 +0000

So my neighbor, Alley Cat, is all knocked up and about to birth her third boy….and what better way to celebrate this joyous occasion than for us all to get together on a beautiful Sunday afternoon for a shower. Honestly, it was a great way to justify consuming large quantities of wine on a Sunday afternoon with some lovely young ladies….or was that just how I justified it? With all of my social anxiety, the wine was-a-flowing well before any of the guests arrived – I was just trying to be a little more “relaxed”. Needless to say, this hostess got buzzy. Fbombs begin flying, way too personal stories are being told to people I have just met, and this “comedian” is trying to get in every picture I can. Awesome. That’s right, I am rocking this party. As one of the hostesses, I have been kidding the mom-to-be that we are going to be playing games with candy bars and diapers. Ever played this one? The candy bars are melted into the diapers and you have to decide what kind of sweet treat it is. Yeah, can you say nasty? I gave up Butterfingers for a few years after playing that game.

Anyway, I wasn’t as bad as the video below, but I am sure I am in the running for the DRUNKEN HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST award. I rock.