So my neighbor, Alley Cat, is all knocked up and about to birth her third boy….and what better way to celebrate this joyous occasion than for us all to get together on a beautiful Sunday afternoon for a shower. Honestly, it was a great way to justify consuming large quantities of wine on a Sunday afternoon with some lovely young ladies….or was that just how I justified it? With all of my social anxiety, the wine was-a-flowing well before any of the guests arrived – I was just trying to be a little more “relaxed”. Needless to say, this hostess got buzzy. Fbombs begin flying, way too personal stories are being told to people I have just met, and this “comedian” is trying to get in every picture I can. Awesome. That’s right, I am rocking this party. As one of the hostesses, I have been kidding the mom-to-be that we are going to be playing games with candy bars and diapers. Ever played this one? The candy bars are melted into the diapers and you have to decide what kind of sweet treat it is. Yeah, can you say nasty? I gave up Butterfingers for a few years after playing that game.
Anyway, I wasn’t as bad as the video below, but I am sure I am in the running for the DRUNKEN HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST award. I rock.
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Sweet Jesus – that scared the hell out me!